Honor thy Hulk!

Mission: Hulkapedia will beat down any and all other sites except the official sites in ultimate Hulking and hopefully make Hulk Hogan Smile.

Hogan's Prayer
Our Hulkster which Atomic Drops hard, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy Hulkamania come, your clothsline be done,
on earth as it is in the Ring.
Give us this day, our daily leg drop,
And do not lead us into Heel,
but deliver us from evil.
For Hulkamania is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever.
Amen, Brothers

The Hulkamandments

1. Hulk Hogan is the only one and true Hulk Hogan, and you shall have no other Hulks before him, brother.
2. Thou shalt not make for yourself a fake Hulk Hogan, brother.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of Hulk Hogan in vain, brother.
4. Remember and observe Hulkamania and keep it holy, brother.
5. Honor your Hulkster and Hulkamania, brother.
6. Thou shalt not whine, or face-heel turn twice in one day, brother
7. Thou shalt not hold anyone else above Hulk Hogan, for to do so is Fan Adultry, brother.
8. Thou shalt not envy Hulk Hogan, no matter how awesome he is, or how big he is, brother
9. Thou shalt not make up bullcrap about Hulk Hogan, brother
10.Thou shalt welcome His Hulkness to wrestling rings always and forever, brother

The Hulky-Truths

1. Hulk Hogan is the ultimate entertainer, and premier wrestling champ of all time, brother.
2. Chuck Norris might cure cancer, but Hulk Hogan cures Global Warming with his tears - too bad he can't cry
3. You can not summon the Hulkmeister by saying "Hulk Hogan" three times to a mirror with the burning incense of Slim Jims as offerings. How dare you, brother.
    - Written before the loss of our beloved Randy Savage. He truly will be missed by all. Peace be upon him, brother
4. Hulk Hogan touches lives like sunlight but Hulk Hogan destroys shirts like that other green wannabe-Hulk
5. When the Hulk is Hungry, offer the Hulk well prepared food. Your offering will be appreciated. But terror be to him who offers and overcooked steak, brother.
6. You might smell what the Rock is cooking, however there would be no Rock to smell if there was no Hulk to break the earth into rocks first, brother.
7. Hurcules was a half god. Pity him, for Hulk is a living god, brother.
8. Hulk Hogan was born a man, and when he hit puberty he grew into two men, and his man-body became a god-body, brother.
9. Hulk Hogan's mustache has the answer to the universe hidden under it, too bad it will never see the light of day, brother.
10. Hulk Hogan breathes fire in his lungs and destroys cities with his stare when he sleepwalks, brother.

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